This is one of the times each year I pull out my craftiness and make fun cards (or valentines). I like to include funny love quotes in each one. Here are some of my favorites from years past for those of you who didn't get a card this year. Anyone have more that I should add to my collection?"God help the man who won't marry until he finds the perfect woman, and God help him more still if he actually finds her" --Benjamin Tillett
"Forget Love, this year I'm falling into Chocolate!"
"The sincerest love is the love of food" --Bernard Shaw
"Love is a fire; but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you never can tell" --Joan Crawford
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it" --Henry Youngman
"Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands...but English women only hope to find in their butlers" --W. Somerset Maughan
"Women always worry about the things men forget, while men usually worry about the things women remember"
"Beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one" --Glenn Beck
2 comments:
What about "I think, therefore I am single."
except...you're not single...
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