health care funnies

This is an excerpt of something I read this in a hospital chart today:

Past Medical History

1. right and left mastectomy

2. hysterectomy

3. wisdom removal

Hmm. I guess she's well on her way to becoming male, isn't she?

Going Grey?

Went for a haircut and color, looking for something a little different...

Just kidding. It's just a wig from my costume collection. I sure did have Ben scared, though. It was pretty funny.

Really, guys. I have the last half of my life to have grey hair-why would I want to jump the gun on it early?

It made me chuckle

Bumper sticker seen today: "I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signals"